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Only when performing my final four 
tricep dips on the tricep dip machine
did I notice a jizz stain the size of a Canadian quarter
clearly visible on my plain logoless
black t-shirt, and the cucumbers
at the post-wedding brunch were atrocious, and
the Vice Principal Martha knew for years jumped off
the Mt Hope Bridge, he was such a nice guy,
his wife, the daughter of Vinny Sabinski, 
you know from high school, ASKED him
for a divorce, and I said Wait is this the 
Swansea Public Library, standing in the parking lot
of the Swansea Public Library, enjoying the 
drizzling rain, and, sitting upstairs at Red Fez,
he said So yeah, when I dated her 
she wouldn't even blow me, then the next guy
she dated she ate his
ass! - and the cucumbers at the post-wedding
brunch were atrocious, as so many of
the celery and cucumbers I come across
tend to be.